Because all the rules are out the window at the Summer Picnic

"I don't know what he was doing holding my duck.  But it was the Summer Picnic."

No, this wasn't from Miley Cyrus.

"This is what I normally wear.  Sometimes I even wear a shirt."

No bits of anatomy were involved in the making of this post - really

"Did you lose something?"
"No, just looking for my nipple."

And you thought the neighborhood you grew up in was bad

"She had the most legit doll house I ever saw."

Clearly the expectation bar was low in this case.

"How can you let me down and go murder someone?"

Nor the Gopher...

"That's the beauty of The Love Boat: you never know when the monkey will show up."

It was a project for my benefit - I probably owe someone some chocolate.

"You know those projects where you procrastinate and then when you finally finish it went so quickly you wonder why you put off doing it so long?  This isn't one of those projects."