I know a few people who made a living at this.

"She's only stepping on the "X's", so it's taking her a while."

Lunch plans. Really.

"... right now I'm not even all that excited about the crickets..."

Someone could put an eye out

"Now, be careful with your unicorn."

but, but... well, that's disappointing.

"I think this is an activity that would be better with pants "

And he wasn't a doctor.

"From that day on, I always put a tongue depressor in my pants"

I keep getting closer and closer to hearing about cute sheep

"It's refreshing to be kissed by a different llama"

Sometimes it's the simple things in life...

"All I wanted for the evening was eyelashes and Subway."