Monday, August 13, 2012

From the looks of things, it was in $20s, not in $1s

"I have about $80 left to spend in my bra."

Saturday, August 4, 2012

No psychoactive drugs were used in the creation of this quote

"So we go from the chicken dress-up to the flying monkeys."

Does Buddy Holly know about this?

"She'll be back to help you as soon as she's done bagging the crickets."