Because all the rules are out the window at the Summer Picnic

"I don't know what he was doing holding my duck.  But it was the Summer Picnic."

No, this wasn't from Miley Cyrus.

"This is what I normally wear.  Sometimes I even wear a shirt."

No bits of anatomy were involved in the making of this post - really

"Did you lose something?"
"No, just looking for my nipple."