It was a project for my benefit - I probably owe someone some chocolate.

"You know those projects where you procrastinate and then when you finally finish it went so quickly you wonder why you put off doing it so long?  This isn't one of those projects."

Surely a menu item called "The Old Timey" is the first one to change

"Is this bacon on 'The Old Timey'?"
"Yes"
"Is that a new thing?"