My own addition to this little blog

"Excuse me, but your emu appears to be heading down the road that way."

Well, it is Halloween

I didn't want to spend my emergency $50 on a... bat.

From a news report

"The goal of the Alzheimer's gathering was to raise awareness..."

No idea what they think of birds or fish

"Cats are just like dogs, but in a different way".

At the 4-H auction

"Do you want to take a picture with your turkey? Is the turkey still here?"

Seems someone was buying milkshakes for seemlingly everyone

"Anyone else want to milk my daddy?"

Mainly because it came from Toni at the fair

"I'm full."