Saturday, June 25, 2011

Why one should always wear a bathing suit to get a tattoo.

"She had to buy a new bathing suit because the old one clashed with her tattoo."

Everyone knows that yogurt is the friendliest part of the dairy foodgroup.

"You don't have to say hello to the cheese."

Sunday, June 5, 2011

One half of the species discusses the other half of the species.

"They don't get good stuff until they learn to flush."