Not taught in business school this way, I'm sure

"It's not an organization model, it's a miracle."

Now *this* is cross-training

"Do you know my friend Judy?  She was a bull inseminator, but she's now in social work."

This isn't any more sensible in context

"I'd stick around to meet the sloth."
"Especially if it's wearing designer clothing."

Again, really good on customer service but poor on the follow-through

"Excuse me, where do you have raisins?"
"You mean bulk raisins?"
"Wow!  You have bulk raisins?"
"Maybe..."