Resume fodder right there

"I'm the dog barfer.  I'm coercive with a syringe."

Have you looked on the camel?

"And we have no idea where the camel saddles are."

I know a few people who made a living at this.

"She's only stepping on the "X's", so it's taking her a while."

Lunch plans. Really.

"... right now I'm not even all that excited about the crickets..."

Someone could put an eye out

"Now, be careful with your unicorn."

but, but... well, that's disappointing.

"I think this is an activity that would be better with pants "

And he wasn't a doctor.

"From that day on, I always put a tongue depressor in my pants"