Sunday, February 25, 2018

Resume fodder right there

"I'm the dog barfer.  I'm coercive with a syringe."

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Have you looked on the camel?

"And we have no idea where the camel saddles are."

Saturday, September 2, 2017

I know a few people who made a living at this.

"She's only stepping on the "X's", so it's taking her a while."

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Lunch plans. Really.

"... right now I'm not even all that excited about the crickets..."

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Someone could put an eye out

"Now, be careful with your unicorn."

Monday, May 15, 2017

but, but... well, that's disappointing.

"I think this is an activity that would be better with pants "

And he wasn't a doctor.

"From that day on, I always put a tongue depressor in my pants"