Saturday, August 2, 2025

Just before their first opportunity to judge at a county fair -

 "I'm always judging.  It just doesn't always involve ribbons."

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Just leaning into the stereotype

 "I grew up Quaker, but I really like seeing people have fun."

Friday, May 23, 2025

I'd take either, honestly.

 "Surprise ice cream is so much better than requested ice cream."

Monday, February 3, 2025

The financial hierarchy you need to know

 "If you've got castle money, you've got piranha money."