Needing an alternate plan in a parking lot after a big event.

Marco!



Polo!



You guys aren't my Polos...

This really belongs as a country-western lyric.

"Because of the fishy burps I'm going back to gummies."

What's the decision if you need to go #2?

"We just stopped to take a piss, and decided to pet a llama."

Heard in the pig barn

"So they get sick.  And the first symptom sounds like it's sudden death."