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Saturday, May 28, 2016

Part of a keynote speech - also, add the visual of waving a pink scarf.

"Ladies and Gentlemen... I... am a fertilized egg!"

Posted by Rob W. at 8:23 AM No comments:

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Often one finds themselves in conversations which turn amusing due to questions being answered that weren't asked, overstating the obvious, non-sequiturs, etc. My dad and I have for years threatened to write a book of our examples, but it's cheaper to keep a blog of them.

Warning: If you know me well enough to be reading this blog, there's a chance that sooner or later you might see something you recognize here. This isn't here to offend, it's here to amuse. Please know that's the intention.

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