Ah, that everyone would give off such clear signs...

"But I am wearing a bra.  That's how you know I mean business."

Freudian or Jungian?

" I like talking to her better when she's going to her therapist."

When you're 6 months from the fair, sometimes hallucinations seem to happen. This wasn't one.

"I keep being distracted by the pickle.  I keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye.  It's a happy pickle."