It's a wonder we don't have a file called "restraining orders" in our house.

"Stalking is best done from a distance, emotionally and physically.  I can't really stalk them if I get to know them."

Yes this was an engagement discussion

"I was still hungover when I said yes."

He saw the whole cast.

"So do you want me to tell you the story of the first time he went to a strip club, or do you want him tell you himself?"