At the 4-H auction

"Do you want to take a picture with your turkey? Is the turkey still here?"

Seems someone was buying milkshakes for seemlingly everyone

"Anyone else want to milk my daddy?"

Mainly because it came from Toni at the fair

"I'm full."

See, they wear blankets at the fair to keep themselves clean.

"It looks like the sheep are owned by the Klan."

Apparently looking forward to the apocalypse.

"I never want you to have to ration your pickles."