"My little shark crotch is too low."
Wait a second, I want to write that down...
Sunday, October 19, 2025
Saturday, August 30, 2025
Well, that is a rare level of excitement, so quite understandable.
"I'm excited, but not baked-beans-hat excited."
"Ladies night" isn't what you think it is.
"I didn't know it was a meat raffle. I was just there for the beer."
Tuesday, August 19, 2025
A wide-ranging family, for certain
[At a major corporate store opening]
"Did you know <high-level head-office employee>'s brother is here?"
"Do you mean the pilot?"
"No, the pastor."
Sunday, August 10, 2025
Friday, August 8, 2025
Sometimes family relations require such interventions.
"I need to go check on my mother-in-law. I left her all Benadryl-ed up."
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