The closest rail was approximately 4 miles away.

"Save the trains!  Do not mess with the trains!"

Disney, not Out...

"It's a total Pooh house!"

A note to my followers, both of you...

This blog isn't dead.  I just haven't heard/said anything worthy of recording in a while.  Hopefully things will pick up soon.

Fun with the hard of hearing...

"Did you get those here, or in Des Plaines?"
"No, I just wiped them off."

It's a wonder we don't have a file called "restraining orders" in our house.

"Stalking is best done from a distance, emotionally and physically.  I can't really stalk them if I get to know them."

Yes this was an engagement discussion

"I was still hungover when I said yes."

He saw the whole cast.

"So do you want me to tell you the story of the first time he went to a strip club, or do you want him tell you himself?"