I meant, like a project or something. This was more fun.

"Hey, dad. Are you in the middle of something?"
"Yeah. Vegas."

For Brenda

"It's like the planter is a clown car for frogs."

They got here when their dad followed the same directions

"Scott and Amanda, please meet your mother at first base."

You would've thought they taught this in medical school.

"You've been looking up his nose for six months - how could you miss the bean?"

See, fair food isn't always wonderful

"Brain freeze and corn juice in my ear. I'm not having a good moment."

Ah, organizers...

"I can be spontaneous if I plan for it"
"Yeah, spontaneity has its time and place"

Otherwise she seemed like a normal teenager

"So for my 17th birthday my dad bought me a chainsaw"