My spouse just brought her lunch into the room

"What are you having?"

"Regrets."

Could be dinner, could be apparel, could be...

"I have so many llama choices - I think I'll go with the cow"

True NBC online headline

"Watch Live:  Rep Elijah Cummings lies in state at the US Capitol"

Ewe might get yellow wool.

"You don't want to pee on the sheep."

Back by popular (?) demand...

"I want all the pork!"

Resume fodder right there

"I'm the dog barfer.  I'm coercive with a syringe."

Have you looked on the camel?

"And we have no idea where the camel saddles are."