True NBC online headline

"Watch Live:  Rep Elijah Cummings lies in state at the US Capitol"

Ewe might get yellow wool.

"You don't want to pee on the sheep."

Back by popular (?) demand...

"I want all the pork!"

Resume fodder right there

"I'm the dog barfer.  I'm coercive with a syringe."

Have you looked on the camel?

"And we have no idea where the camel saddles are."

I know a few people who made a living at this.

"She's only stepping on the "X's", so it's taking her a while."

Lunch plans. Really.

"... right now I'm not even all that excited about the crickets..."