Equality is such a tricky thing.

"I volunteer to be the object."
"You know, most women don't want to be objectified..."

They weren't the same plane. We think.

"The smallest plane I've been in is the one I jumped out of."
"The smallest plane I've been in is the one I flew."

Probably the only person in the world.

"I like other people's dogs peeing on my property."

What - you don't name your internal organs?

"And that just seems wrong - to name my uterus after your grandmother."

If it weren't for bad luck...

"You know the saying that things come in threes?  For her things came in nines."

But the easy part...

"It's the hard part that's the hard part."

People are dying not to go.

"We were invited.  I was kinda hoping there'd be a funeral that day instead."