What - you don't name your internal organs?

"And that just seems wrong - to name my uterus after your grandmother."

If it weren't for bad luck...

"You know the saying that things come in threes?  For her things came in nines."

But the easy part...

"It's the hard part that's the hard part."

People are dying not to go.

"We were invited.  I was kinda hoping there'd be a funeral that day instead."

Ah, that everyone would give off such clear signs...

"But I am wearing a bra.  That's how you know I mean business."

Freudian or Jungian?

"I like talking to her better when she's going to her therapist."

When you're 6 months from the fair, sometimes hallucinations seem to happen. This wasn't one.

"I keep being distracted by the pickle.  I keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye.  It's a happy pickle."