Freudian or Jungian?

"I like talking to her better when she's going to her therapist."

When you're 6 months from the fair, sometimes hallucinations seem to happen. This wasn't one.

"I keep being distracted by the pickle.  I keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye.  It's a happy pickle."

One food not made better by frosting.

"It's snowing on our tacos."

Feel free to use hipster angst - you are arriving at Portland International after all.

"OK -- please don't block the exit with affection."

A very Portland thing to say.

"I want to throw this away, but I don't know what type of trash it is."

The speaker was of a demographic that wouldn't understand that, at times, there's no need for enchantment there.

"You know a lot of video games allow you to enchant your own clothes.  Why don't they let you enchant your underwear?  It would open up an additional enchantment slot!"

Bull riding - you have to be tough just to watch.

"He was six inches from an ivory enema."