Bull riding - you have to be tough just to watch.

"He was six inches from an ivory enema."

What, you don't see the similarity?

"So one year in high school, I got straight A's to prove I could".
"Yeah - I did the same thing with toilet paper in college."

Only in my life...

"So here are the two pictures.  This one's good - and this one has more of the kiss but less of the llama."

The closest rail was approximately 4 miles away.

"Save the trains!  Do not mess with the trains!"

Disney, not Out...

"It's a total Pooh house!"

A note to my followers, both of you...

This blog isn't dead.  I just haven't heard/said anything worthy of recording in a while.  Hopefully things will pick up soon.

Fun with the hard of hearing...

"Did you get those here, or in Des Plaines?"
"No, I just wiped them off."