Why one should always wear a bathing suit to get a tattoo.

"She had to buy a new bathing suit because the old one clashed with her tattoo."

Everyone knows that yogurt is the friendliest part of the dairy foodgroup.

"You don't have to say hello to the cheese."

One half of the species discusses the other half of the species.

"They don't get good stuff until they learn to flush."

Time is measured differently in the boonies.

"Man, Spring is late. It hasn't even been Roadkill Season yet."

This came from someone in Food Service

"Don't major in Music or Early Childhood Education unless you like working in Food Service."

No, this isn't a euphemism.

"Ow. I bruised my pumpkin on the slip-n-slide"

And that makes me feel better, it does.

We aren't laughing at you, we're enjoying you.