Facebook is known for odd posts, but:

"Either way, I get great feeling feet."

Not quite "Hey, kid, want some candy?"

"How close have you ever been to a manatee?"

You're a local when you give directions to what used to be there. This is a step beyond

"So then you make a right where the Wal-Mart isn't"

If you hear a bleating sheep, it failed.

"Please remember, the mooing cow means that the system is being tested."

I've lived here too long - this barely registered as strange

"So you own the buffalo?"
"No, that's my neighbor, I own the zebra."

This one's a little "inside baseball"

"so whatever you do, don't sit between the hutch and the TV, especially when the Braves are playing."

My own addition to this little blog

"Excuse me, but your emu appears to be heading down the road that way."