A wide-ranging family, for certain

 [At a major corporate store opening]

"Did you know <high-level head-office employee>'s brother is here?"

"Do you mean the pilot?"

"No, the pastor."

Ever feel like a non-player character?

 "How are you doing?"

"Just living someone else's dream, man."

Sometimes family relations require such interventions.

 "I need to go check on my mother-in-law.  I left her all Benadryl-ed up." 

That's the animal, not the language

 "I could talk pig all day"

Just before their first opportunity to judge at a county fair -

 "I'm always judging.  It just doesn't always involve ribbons."

Just leaning into the stereotype

 "I grew up Quaker, but I really like seeing people have fun."

I'd take either, honestly.

 "Surprise ice cream is so much better than requested ice cream."