I'd hate for a good story to get in the way of a tantrum.

 “I’ll tell you about that later, but let me finish the temper tantrum first”

Said by a 10-year old at the fair. This does not bode well for their future...

 "My favorite thing is to go around a pole."

And what exactly is the bat-per-year ratio?

 "There's a lot of years of bats in that house."

My spouse just brought her lunch into the room

"What are you having?"

"Regrets."

Could be dinner, could be apparel, could be...

"I have so many llama choices - I think I'll go with the cow"

True NBC online headline

"Watch Live:  Rep Elijah Cummings lies in state at the US Capitol"

Ewe might get yellow wool.

"You don't want to pee on the sheep."